alright for the chuck norris lover we have this post.
alien vs predator was origanlly called alien and predator vs chuck but they changed the name couase nobody wanted to see a 14 second movie
chuck norris made the first hot wheels when he killed a transformer
chuck norris forgot to shave and had a movie made about him: king kong
huck norris stopped the jfk assassination with his beard but quickly killed jfk so no one would know he invented the time machine
chuck norris can touch m.c. hammer (m.c. hammer made the song can’t touch this)
chuck norris keeps godzilla, the loch ness monster and bigfoot
in cages.
chuck norris’s tears can cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries.
if you can see chuck norris your in danger, if you can’t you are three seconds away from death.
chuck norris wasn’t born, he punched his way out.
under chuck norris’s beard there is no chin only another fist.
(warning smart person joke) chuck norris stomped his feet and broke pangea
chuck norris sold his soul for awesome fighting skills to the devil. he propmtly round house kicked the devil and took back his soul. the devil and chuck norris now play poker every sunday.
the only animals alive are the ones chuck norris lets live. chuck norris hated dinosaurs. the endangered animals are the ones chuck norris is thinking about.
when chuck norrris is hungry famine strikes. when chuck norris is mad a volcano explodes. if chuck norris takes a bath a tsunami strikes. and if chuck norris is looking for a fight bruce lee sleeps with a gun.
jokes by max goodwin
chuck norris has been dead for three years but the devil is afraid to tell him.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
